More Dickheads In The Shop

This kind of shit is becoming a daily occurrence around here. At first I thought Ferret Man was funny but now that I have to deal with dude on the regular he's starting to bum me out. Whenever he walks in the custies always run out cause he throws off the creepiest vibe ever. He's always trying to haggle on some already super discounted item and the ferret stinks to high heavens. Ferret Man, if for some strange reason you're reading this, consider yourself 86ed!

That is a Nike SB jersey behind his turd filled hood tho...

The Midwest Sucks

I was pretty sure I was going to be a tornado chaser when I was little.

Sketch

Even tho I hate the ocean and the dudes that hang out there, I've always had this weird infatuation with surfing. Shits gnarly.

Tweak Nation

My job involves dealing with drunks on a daily basis but every now and again I have to deal with a methhead which is another breed altogether. You should have seen the way this guy was acting a fool in the alley. Shit went down hill rapidly from here, he tried to enter the store twice until I finally had to chase him away with an umbrella. He PRANCED up the street with his shirt wrapped around his head and without a care in the world. Never a dull moment here on Pike st.

Westsia Foe Lia, Nia

Lucifer's Castle

I Thought I Told Ya That We Won't Stop

Bag #2 kiddies! This one was Katies brainchild so safe to say, it's much more reasonable. We lost the rainbow-pride straps and offensive patches and but kept the navy canvas. Recycled leather straps and brass d-rings keep this joint classy. Obviously she can't be walking around with a man's size tote so it's roughly 75% to scale of mine, which is still fucking HUGE by tote standards. Once again I'm super impressed with her handiwork, she knocked this thing out in 3 hours and it looks like it was made in the fucking Gucci factory. I've been wanting to learn to sew myself but I nearly destroyed her vintage sailmaker on the first stich so I'll prolly leave it to her on the construction end. Up next, backpack! Standing by for your orders...

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