Portland

People keep telling me that Portland is the new Seattle and I should really move down there, but to that I say, Sike! the opposite. While I did have a good time, there's no way I could imagine living there for any length of time, too much of a crusty scene for my liking. Sure the food's great and there are some cool shops, but the people are generally either gross or too hip, and the weather sucks even worse than here. Highlights include Hippo Hardware, Kenny & Zuke's pastrami benedict, and the almost totally random Mr. Chasin & Ms. Kana sighting. See you this summer Portland, stay gnarly.